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Types of Girls
From an IT perspective...HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something.
DUAL-CORE Girls: Two girls for the price of one!
MAC Girls: A trendy girl that costs way too much. Also, once you get with her, a much better one is available almost immediately.
VISTA Girls: Stay away from her at all costs. She may look pretty, but she will make your life a living hell.
FLOPPY DISK Girls: Your condition after being with the same girl for a couple of years.
CORE i7 Girls: She may be jail bait, but she can do things fast as hell.
WINDOWS 7 Girls: She hasn’t been born yet, but if she looks anything like her mom, she’ll be fvckin’ hawt!