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Twenty Ways to Enourage your Children to use Drugs

You a parent who wants their children to do drugs? The secret is out.

1. Never eat together as a family.

2. Never have family outings which occur weekly, monthly, or annually that they can look forward to as a family unit.

3. Talk to your children, not WITH them and never listen. EVER.

4. Punish your children in public and never praise them or reinforce their positive behaviour. (hitting is encouraged)

5. Always solve their problems; make their decisions for them.

6. Leave the responsibilities of teaching morality and spiritual training to the schools and churches.

7. Never let your children experience cold, fatigue, adventure, injury, risk, challenge, experimentation, failure, fustration, or discourage.

8. Theaten your children (e.g. "if you ever try drugs or alcohol, I'll punish you")

9. Expect your children to get A's in school in all subjects.

10. Always pick up after them and don't encourage them to accept responsibility.

11. Discourage your children from talking about their feelings of anger, sadness, fear, etc.

12. Be overprotective and don't teach your children that meaning of the word consequence.

13. Make your children feel that their mistakes are sins.

14. Put your children off when they ask "why" or tell them "Becuase I say so".

15. Lead your children to believe that you are perfect and infallble.

16. Keep your home atmosphere in a state of chaos.

17. Never tell them how much you love them and never discuss your feelings with them.

18. Never hug them or show affection in front of them.

19. Always expect the worst and never give them the benefit of the doubt.

20. Don't EVER trust them.